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I got my new glasses set up. Thanks Oakley Rob! They turned out bad as hell and seeing is pretty nice. Sam Matt and I have been enjoying the nice weather by grilling a lot and having fun with bikes and skateboards.


Here are some common sights from our house:




broken beer bottles and bikes.



consumed food.



wheelchair shenanigans



Sam and an enormous super soaker



condiment / beer hop

shit bike triathlon world championships of america.

This is happening in September or October. It has nothing to do with triathlon racing. It has everything to do with rallying the bejesus out of wrecked kay mart bikes. It's only called a triathlon because there are three events and I secretly hope some idiot will bring their Cervelo for me to curb stomp. Anyway if you like bikes and destroying stuff this is for you.



Event Itinerary:

Round one-

A good old fashion derby will determine who picks their rally bike 1st after round two.

Round two-

Destroy all of the bikes using only hands and teeth.

Round Three-

Winner of foot down picks his bike to race from the lot of wrecked bikes. Second place gets second bike choice and so on and so forth. Racers get 15 minutes to make their bike as race worthy as possible using only their bare hands. Then an elbow to elbow, 4x inspired, no holds barred, race to the death around the hospital and back to 114.

After the race there will be an extravagant award ceremony, prizes for the top three finishers, cold ones, ping pong, fire, darts, music, rednecks and a barbecue.

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Goodbye summer. Hello Fall.

School is back in action, work is slowing down and the weather is getting cooler.

Matt ate shit trying a nose wheelie the other night and broke his thumb. Poor fella will be out of commission for 3 months.

We have a ping pong table in our living room.

I'm headed to Des Moines this weekend for Maharry's race and laundry.
Holla atcha boy if you wanna snag up a cold one Saturday night.

Gangster Shit

1x1 is done. Silky smooth and bad as hell. I love this thing.

Chris Maharry's race is this weekend.

LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE

bobber

I got some different bars for my 1950 schwinn. Also fixed the jockey shifter and cut up a front fender to make a bobbed rear fender.